“Winter is coming, and it’s not some metaphorical spiritual winter, although maybe that too,” remarked many members as they walked and walked and walked and walked during their trek across Utah Valley.
“Really? I thought that one was right?” says priest Jimmy Clusterfield after botching yet another attempt at the Sacrament Prayer.
Despite her son coming out over 10 years ago and spending most of that time in a committed gay relationship, one long-suffering mother refuses to lose faith in her son’s return to heterosexuality.
Family crisis ensues when previously soft spoken mom breaks her lifetime vow of clean language.
“World of the Legend of Missionary’s Creed of Duty” will hit Deseret Book shelves this summer; much to the delight of gamers everywhere.
BYU student currently at large after building a meth lab to pay for his overpriced textbooks.
After asking newlywed Steve Ferguson about intimacy, two unnamed friends found out that sex is “really nice.”
Friends have “completely given up” on 26-year-old Rebecca O’Donnell, an Ordain Women supporter, as she continually defends the “unchristian” group.
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Members can expect a renewed zeal for monster truck mayhem and family-friendly fun!
A new Starbucks opened in the Provo area with customers hoping for more hot drinks and protesters hoping to shut it down.
This courageous ward finally makes a stand against one of Satan’s lesser-known tools of destruction.
After hearing of the legalization of gay marriage in Utah, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has announced that it will now move its headquarters to Independence, Missouri in preparation for the Second Coming of Christ.
With an ordinance ending predatory towing unanimously passed by the Provo City Council, towing companies all over Provo responded by towing everyone within a ten-mile radius of City Hall.
The male equality group Brolief Society sat down with The BunYion to talk about their plan to petition leaders for the Fatherhood during Priesthood session of General Conference.
A boy claims to have the Ark of the Covenant, the item used by the Israelites for their sacred rituals as well as Steven Spielburg in a famous movie, in his family’s attic after his friend was turned to ash.
The LDS Church and World Health Organization (WHO) have issued a quarantine for the entire state of Utah after a very immature strain of Deaconitis reached Salt Lake City.
Members who struggle paying a full tithe are encouraged to spend 10% of their income at City Creek Mall, as the sacred funds end up in the same place anyway.
After narrowly defeating the other candidates, Richard Allington and family were on hand to offer an acceptance speech and give readers and Sandy 697th Stake members a taste of things to come.
As the election day nears, The BunYion invites readers everywhere to meet the candidates of the Sandy 697th Stake Presidency Elections.